Our music was better than this new stuff that sounds like whiny crybabies. Our cars were looked nicer than these latest models which lack style and coolness. We had the best clothes and fashion in my time, unlike these sloppy kids. Knowing cursive and stick shift and rotary phones shows how more accomplished and smart people from my generation are. Pronouns are for woke snowflakes that don’t know how to take a joke. Our generation could make jokes about people from other races without people getting triggered. Everyone has an allergy or a learning disorder now, in my day those kids would just die or join the army. I never needed college, I just worked hard and was able to buy a home and a car. My spouse never worked either because one income could pay for everything we needed. Girls and women are too immodest now, if women get assaulted it is their fault for dressing like that. What were they doing outside of the house in the evening anyway? Men are so weak now that they want to talk about feelings and emotions. Please, men in my day drank and smoked their feelings away. People from my time knew the meaning if hard work, and respect and gratitude.

How come the younger generation is ignoring me? Why don’t they want to talk with me or spend time with me? Don’t they value my wisdom or opinions?